We are all Ukrainian Princess
And Lithuanian Dons
They hit us with pogroms
We abscond and get gone
We came to this country
To work and get fed
Some smart asses went to LA
To invent MGM
Hate crimes no big deal
We’re used to that stuff
We’re traveling on the big wheel
Round round down and up
A Merry Go Round
A traveling circus
Is it klansmen or Nazis
Or Hamas that will hurt us
Maybe it’s all three
Gotta love all that hate
But fuck Netanyahu
And his militarized state
We just flirt in the temple
With cute girls don’t you see
We are mystics and sages
And happy as can be
Now we are clowns and foolhardy
Convinced we can fight
With pale thin arms and glasses
To fuck up the alt-right
Hollywood went on strike
I’m sick of CIA shows
And DSA is just lame
With everyone touching their nose
So where’s my kind of jew
Who wants to fuck and get paid
And cut up some Nazis
In the night save the day
I’m loud and obnoxious
And irreverent as fuck
And with four walls caving in
We all might just be fucked
So eat drink and be merry
Vanity’s all I see
Buy some clothes
Sport some watches
Zone out on TV
Wages are up
Prices they rise
People wake up
Open your eyes
We marched with you in Selma
We got hit in the head
For justice and freedom
A beer and some bread
We’re not all oligarchs
Hiding behind walls
With technocratic surveillance
Mansions and water falls
We’re just poor schmucks out of luck
Laughing at our own jokes
Stop smoking that pot
Hate crimes just aren’t woke
But what am I saying
I hate me some jews
Love me some Trump
Watch One America News
Ready for the death camps
Deport me I’m running
Flick a switch and just kill me
For trying to be funny
How does this stanza end
This rhyme is just lame
Fuck 2024
Worse than 2023.